Joke’s
| What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie ! |
| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. “Are you a ghost ?” asked his friends “No, I’m an unmade bed !” |
| Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. “Are you an unmade bed ?” asked his friends “No, I’m an undercover agent !” |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks ! |
| Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ? He was in high spirits ! |
| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her ! |
| Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ? Because he just came to pick up his sister ! |
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party ?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken !
| Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties ? Because there is lots of school spirit ! |
| What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party ? The cat are her ! |
Daily Joke!
What does F**K Mean? thier was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him f**k you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what the word f**k means. one day he got real sad and wanted to know what it meant,so he ran home and rushed in the house screaming out for his father. he yelled “pah”and then his pa came out and asked what hell you want boy? the boy said “pah” what does f**k mean. and then his pah said son i think its time you knew what f**k mean. pah then yelled out “mah” get down here son want sto know what f**k mean. mah comes down stairs pah says mah take off your clothes and get in your posission.he turns to his son and said son you see that pink spot on mah.”uh huh”watch your pah go to work. then the boys sister came in the door and says what are they doin? the boy turns his head and with a smile he says they fuckin. sister says what does f**k mean. WELL YOU SEE THAT BROWN SPOT ON PAH”uh huh” WATCH YOUR BROTHER GO TO WORK.
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